Conversation between me, R, and S one Saturday afternoon:
While getting all 4 kids situated in the mini-van and checking that R & S had their DS with them and plugged in I noticed S was hiding something. (His DS close to his chest.)
Me: S what are you hiding?
(S says nothing, but R chimes in.)
R: It's a secret
R: A secret. You know his diarrhea.
Me: Diarrhea? You mean diary. I assuming they were using the chat/text function on their DS
R: NO - Diarrhea. His secret writtings.
S: Yay - it's my Diarrhea
Me: No R, you mean Diary. Diarrhea is runny poop.
R & S: Really?
Me: Yes, Diary is a journal, secret writings, etc. Diarrhea is runny poop that you can get sometimes with a tummy ache.
R & S: Oh (as comprehension dawns)
Mind you I did this all without luaghing, but K was in the front seat laughing hysterically to himself.