- S "Mommy I tuck a ticker on my penis"
- Me to S & T "Please stop playing with yourself I need to fasten your diaper"
- Me to S "Stephen we do not hang things from our penis"
- Me to S "No you may not touch Tyler's penis....you have your own to play with"
- S "Mommy I like my penis"
- Me to S "You only play with your penis at home....not in public"
- One night while working on giving all 3 a bath: R "My penis, Tywer penis, and Tephen penis"
- S to my niece Hailey "It's not a bunny Haiwey, it's a penis" (Yes my brother loved my son teaching his daughter the correct word.....seriously it's better than bunny!!)
There are many more.....but these were my favorites.