Mother's of boys

I post semi-regularly on a bullentine board for working moms. One of the gals there is excitedly awaiting her 3rd child.....a boy after two girls. Now she has a step-son, but she wasn't around when he was an infant. This got me to thinking of all the things I've had to say or have heard only because I have a son. Trust me you might hear or say some of these things if you have a daughter....but I doubt it.

1. S "Mommy I tuck a ticker on my penis"
2. Me to S & T "Please stop playing with yourself I need to fasten your diaper"
3. Me to S "Stephen we do not hang things from our penis"
4. Me to S "No you may not touch Tyler's penis....you have your own to play with"
5. S "Mommy I like my penis"
6. Me to S "You only play with your penis at home....not in public"
7. One night while working on giving all 3 a bath: R "My penis, Tywer penis, and Tephen penis"
8. S to my niece Hailey "It's not a bunny Haiwey, it's a penis" (Yes my brother loved my son teaching his daughter the correct word.....seriously it's better than bunny!!)

There are many more.....but these were my favorites.